Bumming off a bum

Last night, on the way to my car at 5:30am after a night of clubbing I get to my car and realize how low on gas I am; low enough that I won’t be able to make it home. I never carry cash on me and I had recently closed my credit card and debit card due to some identity theft issues I had this week.

Long story short: I had to borrow money for gas from a bum.