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Series of odd events for a Thursday.
- As usual, no parking at FIU; parked in faculty (Hoping to not get my car towed)
- 2 Classes canceled 2 quizzes.
- Get to my Modern British Drama class to find out it has been canceled.
- Return to my car to the joy of not having a ticket.
- On my way home early jamming to the Strokes.
- Get pulled over by a motorcycle cop who gives me 5 tickets. (4 for window tints being ‘too dark’ [a ticket per window??] 1 for not being able to find my insurance paper amid the mess of old empty Starbucks cups and literary theory text books and fast food wrappers—oh college)
- Get home to check if I have enough money to pay for the tickets.
- Find out I am running incredibly low on my financial aid money which I apparently used to buy $200 worth of groceries I don’t remember buying plus $200 on car repairs in a city that is over 300 miles away.
- Called my bank’s fraud department and asked what’s going on.
- Some asshole has been stealing money from my account.
- Got paid $400.
- The money went straight to paying my tickets.
