“It’s sad, because he still owes me $20” - Zach Braff on Heath Ledger’s Death
“I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn’t about white people.” - Zach Braff on reality shows.
“Well, at least I’m okay.” - Zach Braff on 9/11
“I had to teach them a lesson. “No Scrubs”? I don’t think so. Let’s see them talk bad about my show with only two people singing.” - Zach Braff on TLC
“Rosa Parks didn’t call shotgun.” - Zach Braff on civil rights
“I knew I’d made it as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence” - Zach Braff on Michael J Fox
“Some people just can’t handle that they will never be a better actor than me” - Zach Braff on Heath Ledger.
“What an asshole, he didn’t even show up to the premiere of his own movie.” - Zach Braff on Heath Ledger
“I wouldn’t say I’m bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I’d say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.” - Zach Braff on the size of his penis
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