January 2010
4 posts
he doesn't have a tumblr.
Sarah: Yeah, people were reblogging an article about—
Nick: Don't say reblogging.
Sarah: ...
Sarah: Okay.
WatchWhite People Problems
December 2009
3 posts
jamesduran:
My netbook is down for the time being so I have to use the school computers. Scared of browsing /b/ on here
Lmao
Movies I hate (or am ambivalent towards) that the...
greatwhiteshark:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
artificialcinnamon:
Donnie Darko
Million Dollar Baby
I’m sure I’ll think of more
Hillary Swank’s voice makes me CRAZY.
Agreed about DD. Also: Ocean’s Eleven, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Darjeeling Limited, Garden State, Batman Begins. But definitely not: Mamma Mia! …I have a problem.
I liked Garden State but, just off the top of my head,...
On GA and his bitch drink cravings.
TM: You know that frapuccino is a made up word? Look, my BB underlined it because it's a fake word!
GA: You know EVERY word is a made up word? Rack your mind with that thought (;
: o
Greatest comeback ever, Guillermo.
Also, Frappuccino™ has 2 Ps and is a trademarked Starbucks drink name.
November 2009
6 posts
www.wasabifashionkult.com →
tumblrisforfaggots:
6 Truths of Life …
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Heuristics of the (my) Mind; Miami and freestyle
(Work in progress, article about Miami and freestyle)
I hate how the mind/brain works by associating, generalizing and categorizing experiences. These feelings can be fine, but most of them are feelings of a longing for the past; something bittersweet. The way a song can remind you of a person because you first heard it with them or you had a conversation about it with them, the way a scent can...
October 2009
15 posts
This is what awesome is made of
jamesduran:
youvejustlostthegame:
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick or treaters—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers,...
To James
You cut off Choco’s wings (for no reason, because he lives in [a cage]) And now he has trouble going down his cage to eat and drink.
You cut off his primary and secondary feathers so he can’t even hover. You also cut his blood feathers.
And then you wonder why he hates you.
Bumming off a bum
Last night, on the way to my car at 5:30am after a night of clubbing I get to my car and realize how low on gas I am; low enough that I won’t be able to make it home. I never carry cash on me and I had recently closed my credit card and debit card due to some identity theft issues I had this week.
Long story short: I had to borrow money for gas from a bum.
Oh Consumerism, oh materialism, oh America →
iAffidavit
Series of odd events for a Thursday.
- As usual, no parking at FIU; parked in faculty (Hoping to not get my car towed)
- 2 Classes canceled 2 quizzes.
- Get to my Modern British Drama class to find out it has been canceled.
- Return to my car to the joy of not having a ticket.
- On my way home early jamming to the Strokes.
- Get pulled over by a motorcycle cop who gives me 5 tickets. (4 for...
September 2009
23 posts
WatchAnd so I’m going to be at Liv dressed in a rabbit/bunny suit this Wednesday for their Daze/Contra/Ross ‘Animal House’ party. Hmm.
“If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?”
Kanye West Apology Generator →
7036561:
LMFAO!
Lol here is mine:
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO Madonna AND Gary Coleman FOR fucking THE car. I SPOKE TO Gary Coleman RIGHT AFTER. Madonna IS VERY big !!……….. I’M IN THE WRONG FOR jumping AND swimming!!!!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Ford Motor Company. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Madonna 2MRW....
Post modernity at its best
if on a winter’s night a traveler by Italo Calvino is unlike anything I have ever read. It’s not so much a novel as it is a book about reading and how we make meaning out of nothing and nothing out of meaning. You can say it is a story about you, The Reader, reading this very novel. This explanation doesn’t do the book justice, but then again no explanation would.
The term...
They talk about the failure of socialism but where...
““It’s sad, because he still owes me $20” - Zach Braff on Heath...”
– Zack Braff’s ego on Zack Braff
:)
goldenclouds:
jamesduran:
goldenclouds:
jamesduran:
goldenclouds:
MannyDuran likes many of my posts, it makes me feel nice.
you’re dumb, but you’ve surprisingly been on your A-game as of late.
I don’t get ittttttt? lol.
never mind. you lose at life
:(
amidoingitright? Lol. Funny.
What's Love Got to Do?
And so I have to write once more, the only difference is that this time it has to count, it has to be read by others, it has to be critiqued, it has to be graded. I can’t write if I don’t read; I don’t think any person can.
To those that ever wonder the thought, “How can I improve my writing?”; “How can I improve my music?”; “How can I improve...